Brandon Patrick is a stand up comedian and the alleged host of Burritos with Brandon. 

In addition to being named one of Time Magazine's 2006 Person(s) of the year, Brandon is one of the house emcees at the Kansas City Improv. He has shared the stage with Dick Gregory, Craig Robinson, Charlie Murphy, Harland Williams, Paul Mooney, Damon Wayans, and countless others. His debut album "30 for 30 for Thirty," debuted at #2 on the iTunes charts, and is available now.

He can be heard regularly on the DL Hughley radio show, where he offers his insights on books, booze and general depravity. He wrote this bio while driving.